Famous food quotes

Submitted by susiehams


"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them."
--Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."
--Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
--Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead."
--Woody Allen

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
--Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get."
--Robert Orben